I will start this post with a trip down memory lane to Camp Funston. When the Mungadai would depart for an intense day of training we would walk past two posters on the left and right side of our living area. They were of course posters of Chuck Norris facts, these facts are the foundation of the Mungadai training philosophy. Chuck was our inspiration during those times of indecisiveness and a simple roundhouse kick seemed to solve any problem, until now.
Tonight of AFN (Armed Forces Network) the season premiere of 24 airs. There has been somewhat of a buzz amongst a few Mungadai over the premiere to include Boss Mongo. All this talk of Jack Bauer, a two hour stand alone t.v movie that ignites the season. And then it started as I tried to enjoy a burger at lunch. I was asked if I knew what Chuck Norris would be doing tonight. I said no and was then briefed he would be watching 24! I don't think so! And have we kicked Chuck to the curb after all he has done for us? It's roundhouse kick time!!!
We Mungadai know by heart the top Chuck Norris facts and believe them as true. Eddie Bauer or Jack Bauer or whatever he calls himself has no facts that I'm aware of other than he wears scarfs and probably drinks Starbucks coffee and is a bad shot. Bauer trained with Delta Force, meaning he made their bunks and brought them coffee, Chuck Norris IS Delta Force! So I'm posting two recent photos, one of Chuck and the other of little Jack on his cute phone wearing his scarf. 24, whatever go to google and type in Chuck Norris and hit the "I feel lucky" tab. Of course the owner of the Jack vs Chuck website is to much of a punk to speak the truth and calls what would be a one sided fight (Chuck kicking Jacks *ss) a draw. Looks like there is someone else in need of a roundhouse kick!
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