The Great Biscuit Truck Caper

A January day on a dusty West Mosul street

Where the National Police Sherta walk their beat

There was a most heinous being

Attempting an unthinkable thing

He thought he could risk it

Selling some expired biscuits

Trying to make some illegal scratch

Selling that scrumptious twice baked batch

With amazing skill, or was it luck?

The Sherta finally stopped that truck

Like a true detective inspected the "sell by date"

That's when they noticed he'd be late

They confiscated the orange truck and trailer
The driver met up with the Jailer
Some poor unsuspecting Iraqi soul

Could have eaten an outdated roll

Good thing they were doing their job

Some of those could have ended up on the FOB

Now our General has biscuits with his tea

Hmmm.... can we get that truck for our NTV?