Terrifying Iraqi Wildlife

One night a bird landed on one of our MRAPs to take a break. The bird looked harmless enough so Buddha decided to take a picture with his new friend. However, when Witch Doctor decided to get in the pic the bird flipped out and scared Buddha and Witch Doctor. They screamed in terror running away from the terrifying fowl- and all was caught on camera.

Building Rapport Through Sports

Voodoo, the World's Greatest Goalie, misses the save by "that much."

Yeah, it's gone.

19KiloJoe plays soccer in full body armor; it adds to the aerobic benefits and, well, let's just say that it really improves your cross-check abilities. Not that checks are a part of soccer. Until now.

Inside Baseball

Hey Witch Doctor, truck's rollin'. Truck's rollin'...TRUCK'S ROLLIN'...

Election Pictures

Poncho, Knight Raid 6, and Boss Mongo


Polling Site



Happy Voter

Another Day at the Office

Due to Popular Demand - Hello Kitty is Back!

I am happy to announce that Hello Kitty is back. I tried to deny the AKA and find an original blog name but I was unsuccessful. Hello Kitty was missed during the absence but some team members kept Kitty's memory alive with little signs that Kitty was still thought about. So I will fight no longer and embrace the name.

The Great Biscuit Truck Caper

A January day on a dusty West Mosul street

Where the National Police Sherta walk their beat

There was a most heinous being

Attempting an unthinkable thing

He thought he could risk it

Selling some expired biscuits

Trying to make some illegal scratch

Selling that scrumptious twice baked batch

With amazing skill, or was it luck?

The Sherta finally stopped that truck

Like a true detective inspected the "sell by date"

That's when they noticed he'd be late

They confiscated the orange truck and trailer
The driver met up with the Jailer
Some poor unsuspecting Iraqi soul

Could have eaten an outdated roll

Good thing they were doing their job

Some of those could have ended up on the FOB

Now our General has biscuits with his tea

Hmmm.... can we get that truck for our NTV?